1. vulpiss:

    datkarkatass:

    blimpcat:

    thelimeblood:

    starksexual:

    downeyjred:

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    this actually spoke to me on a very spiritual level and I began crying

    (Source: geneparmesaned, via x-city-of-bones-x)

     


  2. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

     

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  4. brain-confetti:

    remanth:

    semolavanpelt:

    Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.

    You level up when you can do it with long sleeves

    I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.

    But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards

    (Source: drognerys, via indie-braids)

     

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  6. hangoverpart3:

    Tomorrow, witness the epic finale you never saw coming. Get your tickets to The Hangover Part III: http://hangoverpart3.com 

    (via newyorktoparis)

     

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    1. me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
    2. me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
     

  11. (Source: posessive, via euphoriaheart)

     


  12. mermaidcunt:

    do whatever the fuck you want in life as long as you aren’t hurting anyone else in the process

    (via euphoriaheart)

     

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  14. (Source: boy-l-ommy, via newyorktoparis)